Part: 4/4
Summary: Dougie’s life, not going smoothly.
Warnings: Language, violence. Crossover, but to tell you here would spoil the story.
A/N: Written for the mcsecretsanta challenge. For my lovely Emily ♥ She wanted AUs, crack, darkfic and adventure. Oh, yeah.
Additionally: Massive thanks to armillarysphere, for letting me bitch at her and for proofing the entire thing. Thank you also to silver_stargate for giving me pats on the head when I needed them, and to everyone who has read this and left me lovely comments :)

part i | part ii | part iii

Part: 3/4
Summary: Dougie’s life, not going smoothly.
Warnings: Language, violence. Crossover, but to tell you here would spoil the story.
A/N: Written for the mcsecretsanta challenge. For my lovely Emily ♥ She wanted AUs, crack, darkfic and adventure. Oh, yeah.
Additionally: Massive thanks to armillarysphere, for letting me bitch at her and for proofing the entire thing. Thank you also to silver_stargate for giving me pats on the head when I needed them.

part i | part ii

( welcome to the world: iii )

Part: 2/4
Summary: Dougie’s life, not going smoothly.
Warnings: Language, violence. Crossover, but to tell you here would spoil the story.
A/N: Written for the mcsecretsanta challenge. For my lovely Emily ♥ She wanted AUs, crack, darkfic and adventure. Oh, yeah.
Additionally: Massive thanks to armillarysphere, for letting me bitch at her and for proofing the entire thing. Thank you also to silver_stargate for giving me pats on the head when I needed them.

part i

( welcome to the world: ii )

Part: 1/4
Summary: Dougie’s life, not going smoothly.
Warnings: Language, violence. Crossover, but to tell you here would spoil the story.
A/N: Written for the mcsecretsanta challenge. For my lovely Emily ♥ She wanted AUs, crack, darkfic and adventure. Oh, yeah.
Additionally: Massive thanks to armillarysphere, for letting me bitch at her and for proofing the entire thing. Thank you also to silver_stargate for giving me pats on the head when I needed them.


( Welcome To The World )

Hey chickens!

There's been a bunch of people added me recently but I have no idea where half of you are from (sorry!) and no one has left me a comment to say who they are or anything. So if I haven't added you back and you're here for more than the occasional unlocked fic then leave me a comment here saying who are you and where you've come from. I love adding new people, but if I don't know you then I won't do it automatically, you need to let me know!

By the way, if you're a creepy psycho who eats baby livers then I reserve the right to not add you back.


Also, CHECK OUT MY NEW ICON! How adorable is this?! ::smishes Queen Liz:: I like it when silver_stargate gets random, I get to steal her things. ♥

We Can Run Away Now They’re All Dead and Gone
McFly, PoynterJudd.


( I'm not leaving you. )


Yeah, idk. This was going to be a tiny little Halloween fic. Ha!

Okay, I followed a link from alicettlg's journal and was going to comment there, but it got long and vaguely wanky, so. These nuts.


While I am not belittling anyone's efforts in any way or telling anyone how their should spend their own money, all I can think is - those $13,000 could have done SO MUCH somewhere. That's what, six and a half grand? And that's at 8pm, with the total having risen over $600 in the last two hours. Using cost estimates from Oxfam, with that, you could have paid for-

safe water for 1,000 people

built and equipped an entire Third World classroom

funded a mango plantation for community farmers

seeds and animals and tools for an entire village

essential medicines for an entire community for five years

and you'd still have over £1700 to spare for essential items such as mosquito nets, fishing nets, toilets, school dinners, healthworker training, radios, teacher training, emergency response kits, business startups, emergency shelters, care for orphans. And all of that? Is not 'buy one or the other'. That money could have paid for all of this.

That six and a half grand could have saved hundreds, if not thousands, of lives. It could have pulled thousands of people out of poverty, given hundreds of children a better, safer life. Given an education, health, a fucking place to live.


And these people spent it on nuts to save a tv show?

Jesus fuck people. Get your fucking priorities sorted out because right now I am not proud of you at all, I am fucking ashamed.

OH MY GIDDY AUNT.

From a random local newspaper with a by-line of "McFly guys: 'We'll die in space'" (HEE!) comes this gem:

The boys have guest-starred in hospital drama Casualty and teen comedy film Just My Luck, alongside Lindsay Lohan. A spot on Doctor Who beckons, along with a unique ghoulish expedition.

"We're going on the hunt for ghosts," Harry reveals.

GHOST HUNTING. DOCTOR FKING WHO!!! Oh Jesus Christ, those two things may actually be the highlights of my life.

::makes wavy hands:: I want these now, plzkthx.

Edit: Article bucketed here and here because it's their usual amazingly rubbish idiocy, and needs to be seen. ♥

Title: And The Weight of Our Love Will Destroy the World
Author: Lis
Part: 3/3
Rating: PG
Pairing: PoynterJudd; JuddWick
Summary: And you wrote the book//On how to be a liar and lose all your friends
A/N: With massive thanks again to ichnal, first_spike and jess_darkwater.
You can find Brigade's music here. Go worship.
Disclaimer: Real people, fake story.

part i ¦ part ii
( I don't want to hear this. )

Title: And The Weight of Our Love Will Destroy the World
Author: Lis
Part: 2/3
Rating: PG
Pairing: PoynterJudd; JuddWick
Summary: And you wrote the book//On how to be a liar and lose all your friends
A/N: With massive thanks again to ichnal, first_spike and jess_darkwater.
You can find Brigade's music here. Go worship.
Disclaimer: Real people, fake story.
Dedication: To everyone needing cheering today. ♥

(  Stay up here.  )

Title: And The Weight of Our Love Will Destroy the World
Author: Lis
Part: 1/3
Rating: PG
Pairing: PoynterJudd; JuddWick
Summary: And you wrote the book//On how to be a liar and lose all your friends
A/N: With massive thanks to ichnal for the cheerleading, first_spike for letting me whine at him for months and reading it when I wanted to throw it out the window, and jess_darkwater for fixing the made up words.
Disclaimer: Real people, fake story.

( We're so fucking tragic. )

Title: Everyone's A Story Of Their Own
Author: Lis
Part: 1/1
Rating: PG
Pairing: PoynterJudd
Summary: Take the time to make some sense//Of what you want to say//And cast your words away upon the waves
A/N: Originally written for laderinmytights for the mcsecretsanta fic exchange. ♥ With huge thanks for zoemargaret for the beta!
Disclaimer: Real people, fake story.

( Fuck underage. )

PoynterJudd

Random ficlet for mini_nanowrimo. 560 words, McFly RPF.



( Dougie's still drunk when they come off stage... )



Apparently, I agreed to go to the Arsenal/Moscow match tonight with my dad. Okay!

Jack Harkness Ficathon entry. For niqaeli, who requested a CSI: NY crossover: a really *weird* case lands on Danny's desk. Science is telling him no human could have done this. Turns out, no human did! Jack intervenes. Jack/Danny or Jack/Flack or, hey, any combination of those three would be effin' awesome but is unnecessary.

Apologies for it being a couple days late, bebe.

There Was A Man

(  I just want to take another look.  )



Right! Now I'm off to meet Miss Alex for the Prego//Murder By Death gig! \o/ omfgpregosquee!

Be back Sunday night. Am going to go invade penlo_deuph and sedgehog's married bliss for a few days. Eeeee! ♥

This is going to sound very, very odd. But.

I don't think anyone from here is from Memphis, but if you are, or know someone living in the area (particularly around Beale Street) and could do me the biggest favour of my *life*, can you let me know?

My dad's car went in for repair, among other things to fix the cd changer which was broken and had trapped several cds inside. Someone at the garage stole all our cds, and while most of them are replaceable, one was not. My dad went to Memphis a few months ago, and while on Beale Street one day, heard this amazing musician playing on the street. His name was Big Jerry, he was brilliant, and my dad bought one of his cds from him, which Big Jerry signed for him. It was called "Live At..." something. My dad loved the cd, and is quietly devastated by its loss. I know it seems like a really daft, really trivial thing, but he has a huge case coming up, I'm barely going to get to see him for the next eleven weeks, and if I can somehow get another copy of this album, it would mean so much to both of us.

If you can help, or put me in touch with someone who can help, please drop me a comment, or pass on my email, or anything, really. I can pay you back for this in whatever way you want, cash or British goodies, or online vouchers, whatever. Just. Vitally important.

Thank you to anyone who can help. I love you.

Supernatural: Live and Die This Way
Pre-series gen, Dean-centric Winchester fic.
With thanks to gospelsharp for the beta!

( Dean is seventeen, bleeding, and running for his life the first time he falls in love. )


And now I go to destroy the hearing in my other ear at the Disco Ensemble gig! ::waves::